Saturday, December 24, 2011
Merry Christmas from Ed & Sarah 2011
Thursday, December 01, 2011
Meet & Greet, 11/30/2011
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Meet & Greet, 11/29/2011
"No, I'm not," I answered, to which he immediately responded,
"Ah, you're a real American!"
Huh? What?
What the flip, old people?
Monday, November 28, 2011
Subtle
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Now All I Need Is A VCR
Thursday, November 17, 2011
B
Meet & Greet, 11/17/2011
The first came from an old guy who exclaimed as he shook my hand, "Aw, you Jewboy!"
The second compliment came from an older gentleman who gave me a knowing wink, as if he were in on a big secret. "Not bad for an Italian!" he smiled.
Never in my life have I heard so many borderline (and not so borderline) racial slurs directed at me that had nothing to do with my actual ethnicity.
I think this is gonna be fun.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Meet & Greet, 11/16/2011
After the matinee performances, the cast assembles in the lobby to shake hands with the audience and thank them for coming. I've gotten some very, very nice comments from the people who came to see the show but what I would like to share here are the comments that I found straight-up confusing.
Like this one:
Today an old man ran up to me and said, "Aw, you Jew!"
I wasn't sure what that meant, but as soon as he said it I knew I would be sharing it with you.
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Veteran Luncheon
Hey...I'm not totally cynical. Sometimes, like when Dad makes the paper, I'm just proud.
Friday, October 28, 2011
4th Anniversary
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
MADly Influenced
Saturday, October 08, 2011
Imprecatory Prayer
Blue Suits & Bible Stories
Thursday, October 06, 2011
Good Dog
Just a hunch, but something about this picture tells me that dog will never ever misbehave again.
Tuesday, October 04, 2011
Jumping For Joy
This was on the front page. No story, just this picture and the cute lil caption.
I'll say it again: THIS WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE.
Saturday, October 01, 2011
You've REALLY Come A Long Way, Baby
So sit back and enjoy this historic look at just how much it took, and just what people went through, to bring us the woman I'm so much in love with. Keep an eye out for the guy with my favorite name, Fulk the Rude.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Thursday, September 15, 2011
I Love A Parage
Monday, September 12, 2011
Smoke the Jets!
But, in retrospect, I have to admit it's better than "It's 9/11! Ram those jets into a building! Go Team!!"
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Pamper Your Pet!
Thursday, September 08, 2011
Uh Oh.
Look, I understand people are drowning in their cars, but seriously, is my Conan mug OK?
Friday, September 02, 2011
Hubcaps To Go
Thursday, September 01, 2011
USA Softball
Worshipful Master
Who comes up with the rankings at the lodge? "Worshipful Master?" Really? Humble much?
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
A Teacher Once Told Me...
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Dorkiness Throughout The Years
Monday, August 15, 2011
Back to Gettysburg
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
A Poop Story
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
There's A Frappe For That
No, the Cubs didn't win a game, let's be realistic.
The Placencia household now contains a smart phone.
Sarah's phone became eligible for an upgrade this month and we went to Costco to check out our options. When I first mentioned this - and the idea of getting a smart phone - to Sarah she was a little hesitant. However, once we were there in the store, it was a no-brainer.
After we settled on a phone, got the contacts from her old phone transferred, and got the new one all connected, we headed home and Sarah was busy in the passenger's seat exploring her new toy. Neither of us have really messed around with a smart phone before so it was all brand new to her and maybe even a little intimidating. Sarah is not one to back down from something just because it's foreign to her, though, and she dove in fearlessly.
I wondered what would catch her eye first. The accessibility of her Gmail account? Her calendar? Facebook? Angry birds?
We only got a couple of minutes away from the store when Sarah broke her silence, held up the phone triumphantly, and declared, "We're only 2 miles from coffee!"
That's my girl.
Friday, July 08, 2011
My Phone Is More Important Than Your Face
They just sat there in silence, engrossed by their phones.
Not talking to each other.
Just...looking at their phones and ignoring the other person.
It made my heart hurt a little.
| I blacked out their faces to protect their privacy and also reflect their empty, empty hearts. |
If I had a copy of it with me, I would have given them this.
Creeper
Whatever the reason, I share with you now the cute little story of a crazy woman in the car in front of me while I was driving to work this morning.
See, there was this crazy woman in the car in front of me on the way to work this morning.
She had started annoying me by randomly swerving and intermittently slowing down to 10 mph. No, before you even ask, I wasn't tailgating her, so I don't attribute the fact she kept slowing down to her trying to get back at me for driving too close. In fact, after seeing the mad driving skills she displayed, I was giving her plenty of room; I had no idea what was going to happen next. What I found particularly entertaining was the "NO CELL PHONE ZONE" bumper sticker on her car. In this case, it probably wouldn't have hurt.
We approached a stoplight with three lanes: a left-turn lane, an I'm-going-straight lane, and a right-turn lane. As we approached the light, she turned on her left turn signal and stayed in the going-straight lane (as fate would have it, the one I needed to take, too). I just assumed she wasn't familiar with the intersection and thought both left lanes were left-turn lanes. She stopped at the red light and then began to creep. Her front tires rolled past the white "Stop Here At A Red Light" line and she kept on rolling. I wondered if she thought it would make the light turn faster. It didn't. So she continued to creep forward.
Soon it got to the point where cars in the cross-traffic had to swerve out of the way as she continued to creep and creep and creep. Being familiar with this route, I knew the light wasn't going to change soon, so I grabbed my phone and snapped a quick photo, just because. Believe it or not, she began behind the white line.
Incidentally, she ended up going straight instead of turning.
She continued to drive all crazy-like and I eventually got to pass her. She was older than dirt. She may even have been dead, I can't be positive. Either way, it made for nice little blog-worthy commute.
Saturday, June 04, 2011
RWE #3: Travel
How vague am I allowed to be on this one? Can I give a continent, or do I have to name a specific street location? And if the two places I want to visit most aren't in the same country, can I at least narrow it down to a hemisphere?
My initial thought process went like this:
"England! No, Australia! No, Spain! No, back to Ireland! But Australia....and New Zealand! What about Italy? Italy! But the English countryside seems so...how about just all of Europe! But that leaves out Australia! Awwwwwwww man!"
As you can see, it's exhausting living in my head.
Sarah and I are currently trying to save up to hit all of those places one day, and in the meantime we'll continue to travel a little closer to home. But one day...guaranteed.
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Friday, June 03, 2011
RWE #2: Post-it Question
Bonus: tweet or blog a photo of your post-it.
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Thursday, June 02, 2011
A Strong Unique Belief
A: I gave this some thought, as the answer initially seemed pretty simple. So simple, in fact, that the it seemed too obvious. The more I pondered it, though, I realized my initial response was obvious for no other reason except it was obvious.
I don't have any strong beliefs that aren't shared by my family and/or closest friends. Is that a bad thing? I don't think so. If nothing else, I think it speaks highly of the way I was raised and it made me realize how grateful I was that I didn't grow up in the South like some people you see on daytime TV who train their kids from birth to be racist. I'm also glad I wasn't raised to think that Full House qualifies as entertainment. I was brought up with a definite sense of what is wrong, right, good, bad, admirable, and not-so-admirable. Now that I've been on my own for some time and have had the chance to exercise my free will and genuinely question why I believe what I believe and live how I live, I'm proud to say that my parents (and those closest to me in my formative years) done good.
I don't know if it's a common thing for people my age to say, so I don't know how normal - or abnormal - it is that my parents brought me up and instilled me with a belief system that 40 years later, I still adhere to and hold in high esteem.
The same goes with my closest friends. I think it's only natural that those I am closest to people who share similar beliefs. Not that I don't have friends who have differing opinions on a wide variety of topics, but I think it's safe to say there isn't a single strong belief I have that isn't shared with anyone else in my inner circle.
Sure, we have our differences on the little details; things that, at the end of the day, aren't going to make a huge difference, but when it comes down to brass tacks (whatever THAT means), we all see pretty much eye to eye. It's nice to have that common ground. I believe it makes for a much stronger foundation on which to build.
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Twitter: Suggest THIS
Monday, May 16, 2011
I Know That Car
Really? In the world?
Wow, I don't know. That's a bold statement. Especially since I just saw the movie for the first time a couple of weeks ago and before that, if shown a photo of it I don't know if I could tell you what it was from.
That got me wondering what actually is the most recognizable car in the world. The first one I thought of is the DeLorean from the Back to the Future movies.
I mean...there's no way people don't recognize this car, right? And maybe I'm simply judging it from my own personal movie-going experience, but I would think more people would know this car than the Chitty car.
The next one I thought of was this guy:
I also thought of KITT from Knight Rider, but to be honest (and despite the attempted re-boot a little while back), I don't think people really know who/what Knight Rider is unless you watched it when it was originally on in the 80s.
So....those are my thoughts. What do you think is the "most recognizable car in the world?" Did the original article get it right? Is it the car from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang or do you agree with my DeLorean pick? Or...is it something that slipped my mind?
And are there any worldwide-recognizable cars from anything that's come out after the 80s?
I'd love to hear what you think.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Watch the Preview, Read the Book
It spoke to me because I too am frustrated with Facebook - and social media in general - and how it's changed the way I interact with people. I admit I've been guilty of creating a picture-perfect profile that doesn't reflect my true reality. We all want people to focus not on who we are as people, but what we're doing, thinking that's what defines us as people. I think the links in the right-hand side of this page are proof of that (Yep. Busted on that count, too).
The more connected we become with each other's online profile and pages, the more disconnected we become with each other as people. It makes me sad to see so many people out with friends and instead of interacting with each other, they're glued to the screen of their smart phone.
I blogged about the book here and talked to friends about it, but to be honest, I don't think I captured the essence of it and its message very well. Fortunately, they've just released this video that encapsulates it the way I wish my blog(s) did.
Monday, May 02, 2011
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RETURN TO SENDER!!!!
For some people, it could take something like being stuck in traffic or waiting in line at the DMV.
Some get pushed too far if they get their car towed or find a nice scratch on the side of their car.
For the person living in our old apartment, if you want to really set her off to the point of going from standard handwriting to all caps - complete with drawing polygon exclamation points - all you have to do is deliver a piece of mail TO THE WRONG ADDRESS!!!
I just love how the handwriting starts off somewhat normal, then by the word "here" they're so frustrated they've forgotten if they're writing in cursive or not. But then, they just flip the freak out.
Take a deep breath. It's going to be OK, I promise.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Doodlin'
For his final project he asked if I would be willing to be the subject of his piece. I was very flattered that he would ask me - and my doodles - to be the topic and he came over a couple of Thursdays ago and he spent some time capturing me doodling comedic actor Jim Varney.
Nick did a great job working with my tired voice - man, I sound tired! Sorry about that, Nick- and my annoying love of the word "um" (I gotta work on that) but I was really impressed with how he put it all together. I'd never really had someone watch me doodle anything before, I mean really watch me, let alone try to pretend he wasn't taking a bunch of photos of me while it went down. I freely admit I was a little nervous.
Seeing the final project was nice and I was really taken with how Nick pieced it together. He's a really good storyteller and he knew which parts of my babbling rants to keep and which ones to let dissolve into the atmosphere. He gives the project a nice NPR feel and I was honored to be a part.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Veneer
That being said, my good pal Tim Willard has co-written a book
You aren't who you think you are. Culture tells us that in order to be liked we must masquerade as someone other than who we are. So, we lacquer ourselves with credit cards and plastic surgery and status updates hoping no one will see the person underneath. This 'veneer' allows us to silence our real selves as it gives voice to the alter ego we'd like others to see. But, is this all there is to life or have we been duped? Does material success equal significance? Is our only identity the one we steal from Hollywood? God's idea of humanity is altogether different from the world's. There is a way to live that sees beauty in our imperfection and, as Tim and Jason put it, once we realize this we can strip our veneers and live an unveneered life of freedom, honesty, and beauty.
You can find the End Veneer website/blog right here and pick up a copy of the book on Amazon here
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