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In God's Praise

From my hometown Indiana newspaper:

Praise God, indeed.

I Love A Parage

From my hometown Indiana newspaper:

This little gem was found on the front page, in the upper left-hand corner. What exactly is a "parage?" I'm pretty sure it's a parade, only French-ier.

Smoke the Jets!

From my hometown Indiana newspaper:

It was a big game for the Railraoders this weekend. So big, in fact, that they completely missed the irony of the banner the cheerleaders made for the big 9/11-anniversary game.

But, in retrospect, I have to admit it's better than "It's 9/11! Ram those jets into a building! Go Team!!"

Pamper Your Pet!

From my hometown Indiana newspaper:

I don't know if your pet really considers some kind of weird human/animal wedding ceremony a "perk" but....whatever.

Uh Oh.

I just logged on to the UPS website to check the status of my shipment. This doesn't look promising.

Look,  I understand people are drowning in their cars, but seriously, is my Conan mug OK?

Hubcaps To Go

From my hometown Indiana newspaper:

Hubcaps To Go was at a local swap meet. The local paper ran a photo of two customers browsing while the Hubcaps To Go guy looked on. I'll give you three guesses as to which of the men in the picture below is the hubcap company representative. (HINT: He's not wearing a shirt)

USA Softball

From my hometown Indiana newspaper:

If you ever wonder what kind of small town I grew up in, the guy in the middle of the back row (or rather, that's guys shirt) says it all.

Worshipful Master

From my hometown Indiana newspaper:

Who comes up with the rankings at the lodge? "Worshipful Master?" Really? Humble much?