I'll give you a true statement and then I shall add two more true statements about the first statement that will add more detail and may shock you, surprise you, or offend you.
TRUE STATEMENT: I killed a bird last night.
TRUE STATEMENT ADDENDUM #1: I did it on purpose.
TRUE STATEMENT ADDENDUM #2: I killed the bird with a 5-foot wooden stepladder.
Discuss.
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