This morning I got up and couldn't feel my stomach. Meaning, it was upset all day yesterday but upon waking I didn't feel anything. My first thought was, "Am I better now?"
Sarah stirred and asked "How do you feel today?"
I sat up and felt pretty good. So, just to make sure, I punched myself in the gut. Hard. I winced. I wasn't better yet.
"That was dumb" was all I could say and then Sarah and I laughed.