This weekend while watching the MTV Movie Awards with the gang, a commercial for Paris Hilton's show came on (I forget what it's called. My New BFF? More like WTF). As soon as Paris's big ugly head came on the screen, Sarah shouted, "Ugggggggggggghhhh! I just wish she'd DIE!!!"
The rest of us all looked at Sarah and smiled (perhaps because we were all thinking the same thing?). Sarah turned and saw us staring at her and immediately corrected herself.
"I mean...I wish she would accept Jesus..."
"...and then die."