SARAH: I'm so tired, I just want to lay down in the middle of the road.
ME: Why the middle of the road?
SARAH: So people can see how tired I am. If I lay down in the grass, it's like "who cares." But in the road people would say, "Wow, she must be really tired."
ME: Why do you want people to see how tired you are?
SARAH: So they'll stop asking me to do things.