You know in the movies when people die but don't realize it because they're still walking around and can't figure out why people are ignoring them? And of course, no one looks or talks to them because they can't see dead people (unlike Haley Joel Osment)?
Today was one of those days because no less than four (4) times I was driving and right at the last possible second someone would pull out in front of me and make me slam on my brakes. At one point I believe I yelled "Am I dead or am I just driving a dead car?!"
Later on, though, a pretty girl smiled at me. So it turns out I'm not dead, just dreaming.