- The American Collection of Women Over 65 with Dyed Hair Who Wear Sunglasses Indoors
- The local chapter of WWBWST: Women Who Wear Blouses With Sparkly Trim
- The International Association of Asians in Shiny Yellow Suits
- The Elderly Women with Loud Smoky Laughs conglomerate
- The Northeastern Fat Men with Goatees, Shell Necklaces, and Lance Armstrong Bracelet Conference
Although something tells me these people gather here every weekend. Just a hunch.