Today the doorbell rang and outside was a nicely-dressed man, his wife (I assume), and their two kids (again, I assume). I answered the door and the man told me "Hello, I am a-Spanish speaking Jehovah Witness. Do you speak-a Spanish?"
My only thought was "Oh no!! Jehovah's Witnesses have run out of white people to terrify and now they have moved on to the Mexicans!!"
It hurt my soul.