All I want is a *&^%$# white mocha. Is that so much to ask for?
But no.
My coffee maker broke tonight. That in itself sucks, especially since I got a bunch of coffee for Christmas.
I went to the coffee shop but it's closed due to "Winter Hours." IT'S 8:30 ON A *&^$# FRIDAY NIGHT, PEOPLE. What kind of sad excuse of a city am I living in when I can't get a *&@# cup of coffee after 8 on a $#@&* Friday &^#@* night?
I realize it's not the end of the world but can't a guy get a *$#@ coffee when he's feeling a little blue?
(More swear words and whining deleted due to Ed's better judgment)
When do the good guys catch a break? I'm tired
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