Wednesday, January 27, 2010

The New iPad!

Possible advertising slogans:

"iPad. Because you bought the iPhone on the first day, too. Sucker."

"Why pay less for a PC when you can pay more for what we market as being cooler?"

"Impress your friends. For about 10 minutes."

"iPad. From Apple. Do we know how to get you to pay to overcompensate for something else, or what?"

"Because a nerd with expensive toys is just a nerd with expensive toys.
But mostly just a nerd."


The Troubled Therapist said...

I'll reserve comment until I read this on the iPad.

john allen said...

Anyone who buys anything first generation from Steve Jobs gets what they deserve.

ashleanoelle said...

geez eddie... why don't you just go buy your coolness

Whitney said...

I refuse to buy anything from these scabs until they put a dang front facing camera on any of the following; iPhone, iPod Touch, or iPad. Why oh why can't they do that simple thing so that I can video conference without my laptop?!?!??!